Excerpt from Chap. 20 – New ZealandGate & Upper Slut-Lower Butt

She can’t believe it, as she watches her bus leave without her. She thinks, “Am I in a bad dream? This can’t be really happening? Someone musta slipped me some shrooms when I wasn’t looking. This can’t be for real.”

The following day they leave. The bus stops for the girls in town to get some stamps for their postcards. Ryleigh jumps off too. She doesn’t plan to take long. But the next thing she knows, she hears her bus leaving, and she is not on it!

She cannot believe her eyes. It goes by as if in slow motion. “I sit in the front seat, for crying out loud! How can they not notice me missing?! Are they already drinking? Is this another rat-fuck?”, her head goes into a launch-sequence. (10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…).

She yells out, “Oh shit, there goes my team! Now I’m really going to get in trouble with that damn #KangarooCourt thing! I might as well finance that fund!”

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Newsclipping from Book

This was after the first win in #Wellington, #NewZealand under lights at night in the stadium.

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Excerpt Chap. 35 – Third Time Is Not Charming

The next season, the Surfers plan another trip to #NewZealand. They are still a top team and a force to be reckoned with. There are new players who have never been before, and some old who will love going again.

And Ryleigh is curious about how Gabe will act once they get there. God, she wishes she could go back in time. Streak is not going. She’s already off traipsing the Serengeti or Siberia or somewhere.

The ladies are treated to some of the best hospitality, and publicity on this rugby tour extravaganza. They go to #Auckland, #Rotorua, #Wellington, #Christchurch, #Sydney #Australia and #Fiji. Each city provides different escapades for all the girls.

They bring a couple of new male spectator fans with them this time, besides their team sponsor Fred.

Ryleigh’s neighbor Shane goes on this trip, posing as her brother in order for him to be able to get lucky when he wants to…with whom he wants to. They are nothing more than friends, and that’s it. And they feel it is going to be fun fooling her teammates that he is her brother.

Sometimes she has to room with Shane, and she feels it is just easier to say he is her brother so no assumptions are made. This leaves them both free to do as they please.

Ryleigh now has had a couple more years of being foot loose and fancy free. She’s mellowed out a little bit, and is not quite as wild and crazy as she used to be. She’s lived the life of sowing untamed oats and has been there, done that.

It’s been five years since she’s seen Gabe…..

Picture from Book – Honey of a Try

Ryleigh’s team, during a practice with #NewZealandAllBlacks coach, Bill Freeman, was on the front page of the #WellingtonNewZealand #Dominion newspaper. #Wellington is #NewZealand country’s capital. Just like today, the #SanDiegoSurfersRugby Club was a very attractive team, with beautiful, strong, athletic females representing the #USA. Where was our media? Learn of #USA’s #rugby story taking #1stPlace internationally, and #America knew nothing about it. Why? Because we were #Women? Enjoy the humor and antics, and tell everyone about the book #GulliblesTravelsRaw&Uncut – @J.LeeWebster.

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