Excerpt from Chapter 12 – “Rottenrua”

Excerpt from Chapter 12 – “#Rottenrua”:

“That’ll be Three Dollar Fifty, please”, the clerk says.

They go into the store to buy some #Salt&Vinegar chips, some drinks and some chicken flavored chips too. The Americans love this new discovery, as they don’t have them in the U.S.

First of all, Ryleigh is flabbergasted at how cheap it totals to. She says, “Wow! That’s a lotta dough!”, joshing with her dry wit!  The clerk questions, “Dough?”.

Missing the girl’s question, Ryleigh asks her, “Is there any tax?”.

And the girl responds with another quizzical look, “Tax?”, like Ryleigh is speaking broken English.

Ryleigh has to repeat herself.

To which the girl responds again, “No, you get those at the hardware store”.

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Excerpt Chap. 36 – Whaka-bout & WTF Wellington

On to #Rotorua, stopping at Mt. #Maunganui Beach, and staying at the same hotel again as in the past with the steaming hot natural spa pools. Ryleigh is beginning to think that this is the only hotel in town, or what are the odds they would be there again?

The ladies see the usual sites, including #RainbowTroutSprings, #OkereFalls and the #Whakarewarewa walk-about (that both Ryleigh and Booh give a wink to each other) remembering the last time.

The Pirates present the Americans with a #hangi and a full-on #Maori dance show after the U.S. 45-4 rugby romp. The #Yanks expected a tough game, compared to the size of these women and the game the last time around, but it was a cake-walk in the good weather.

Both Betsy and Shane are speechless, and both of them have the opposite sex hitting on them all night long.

The #HarvardHighSchool rugby team from the States is also visiting, and they are all over Betsy, and she can’t say a friggin’ word. The girls are watching her and Shane like a hawk.

Yes, HIGH SCHOOL. At least they were Juniors and Seniors and were about 18; near enough for the ladies to do some schooling of their own. Future internet CEOs and Presidents were among the crowd. “I’m just sayin’ ”. And the team has the film to prove it.

Shane can’t talk, so he warms up the lips of the locals instead. No Fun At All (NFA2)…..

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Excerpt Chap. 35 – Third Time Is Not Charming

The next season, the Surfers plan another trip to #NewZealand. They are still a top team and a force to be reckoned with. There are new players who have never been before, and some old who will love going again.

And Ryleigh is curious about how Gabe will act once they get there. God, she wishes she could go back in time. Streak is not going. She’s already off traipsing the Serengeti or Siberia or somewhere.

The ladies are treated to some of the best hospitality, and publicity on this rugby tour extravaganza. They go to #Auckland, #Rotorua, #Wellington, #Christchurch, #Sydney #Australia and #Fiji. Each city provides different escapades for all the girls.

They bring a couple of new male spectator fans with them this time, besides their team sponsor Fred.

Ryleigh’s neighbor Shane goes on this trip, posing as her brother in order for him to be able to get lucky when he wants to…with whom he wants to. They are nothing more than friends, and that’s it. And they feel it is going to be fun fooling her teammates that he is her brother.

Sometimes she has to room with Shane, and she feels it is just easier to say he is her brother so no assumptions are made. This leaves them both free to do as they please.

Ryleigh now has had a couple more years of being foot loose and fancy free. She’s mellowed out a little bit, and is not quite as wild and crazy as she used to be. She’s lived the life of sowing untamed oats and has been there, done that.

It’s been five years since she’s seen Gabe…..