Excerpt from Chapter 14 – “The Façade”

Excerpt from Chapter 14 – “The #Façade”

…This makes him go nuts.  He jumps up and grabs Ryleigh by the arm and starts slapping her hard, back and forth across the head, yelling “Get out! Get out! Now!”.  Shaking her.  Screaming at her.

Years ago, she would have cowered like a frightened fool, and believed him.

Not tonight.

She is having nothing to do with this.  All 118 pounds of her.

She fires back, “NO!  I am not leaving!!”  And she struggles back.

She’s scared shitless, and now crying, but with every ounce of effort she has, she fights back…not going quietly or easily.  She’s tired of being walked on.

The next thing she knows, she is having a knock-down, drag-out fight as he pushes and pulls her by the arms, legs and hair to get her to the front door, thumping on her.

She’s on the floor, and he’s literally dragging her to the front door, caveman-style.  She still is not going easily.  It takes him at least 10 minutes to get her to the front door.

She’s fighting back, kicking and screaming.  It’s not a quiet episode.  She’s cries, “No, no, no! You can’t do this! I have every right to be here.”…

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Excerpt Chap. 43 – Back in the USA

….She gets home to the warm nose greeting of gazillions of wet kisses from her loving, faithful dogs. “You guys are the bestest doggies ever! How’s my little punkin-pusses?” she says in baby-talk, as she kisses and hugs them back.

Their tails are wagging so hard, that their backsides are tailfishing Ryleigh, almost knocking her down, as they whimper and cry their hello’s.

She spends a day unpacking and catching up on her emails and appointments coming up. She hasn’t seen her longtime girlfriend, Streak, in months and months! Not since the last local, ladies rugby tourney Surfers Alumni party earlier this year!

Her old team, the Surfers are still in force today. But instead of having many teams locally to play, the league has dwindled a bit…..

….Streak is coming to town, and Ryleigh has invited her over for a visit. She’s excited! She can’t wait for the laughter she knows will come, and catching up. She hopes she can stay a couple of days. Streak is still a wild-child, even today.

She’s also still a brick-hoowse. When that song comes on by Commodores, the men in the room have told her that the song is describing her. She smiles and takes it as a compliment, as well she should. It applies to Streak too.

She also notes that she has the roofer coming tomorrow for a patch job. She completely forgot about that appointment that she made a month ago! “Ugh, I can’t cancel it again!”, she laments.

It’s a warm evening. Ryleigh pours a glass of wine, and softly turns on the entertainment sound system. She looks around the room of her conservative home, and sees that empty bottle of Marque Vue on the shelf, that she has since turned into a vase.

She smiles at it and releases a poignant sigh. Ah, the good times…it seems like it was not long ago. It’s funny how it’s all come full circle. I do miss the original fun though. I wish I knew then what I know now, though.

She reaches into her cupboard and pulls out her old picture albums for Streak, and there, staring at her with one eye, and a broken earring…is Mrs. Bottle.

She gently pulls her out and brushes her off. She fixes her hair, and sets her in the middle of the table, smiling. “You look like you’ve had a few too many, and a bad night! Stop snickering at me!”, Ryleigh laughs back at her….

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Excerpt Chap. 42 – Finding Bigfoot

….Ryleigh is finally ready to settle down; but she never experiences one-on-one bliss with any companion again. Her life gets back to comfortable; tired of the meat-market of different men.

She has learned that most men just wanted to use her and throw her away; so instead she threw them away. She’s done with the youthful sexperiments. It’s time to grow up and be monogamous again.

She is resigned to the fact that she’ll never be with her one true love, Gabe. She has come to realize that there are plenty of nice candidates to love, and who will love her back.

There just will never be that passion she once had, and constantly looks for. So she is resigned and content to settle. She must, to live on. Maybe in my next lifetime.

Plenty of good relationships don’t have passion. It’s not like she has given up. She just knows the odds. But she misses it. She can’t help it.

Eventually the Fab Four, and many others retire from playing women’s rugby. Some play up to 8-10 years. But Ryleigh outlasted most of them with 15 years of solid play, and then refereeing.

That’s quite an accomplishment for a prissy female, who wears mascara and lipstick. The sport is too hard on them, to last as long as some of their male counterparts….

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Excerpt Chap. 41 continued…Porko Vallarta Amigas

….Going to #CaboSanLucas is one of Ryleigh’s most coveted places to hit. In the 90s, it is still quaint and unblemished.

On a trip to Cabo, while sitting on the beach in front of a hotel restaurant, sipping a large birdbath two-for-one margarita that #TheOffice happy hour is so infamous for, basking in the warm sun…two gentlemen from the next table over, strike up a conversation with Streak and Ryleigh.

One is older in his late 50s at least, and he is bragging about his yacht out in the bay. The other gentleman is his Captain.

The Captain is more their age. Ryleigh has her target-lock radar on El Capitan. Streak is using all her wiles on the money — Richie Rich.

Streak uses her masterful skills to chat up the owner of the yacht, and they soon become hypnotized by her.

The owner wastes no time boasting about his boat, falling into her supple hands like unwary prey. Ryleigh chortles, watching the show.

“That’s my 80 foot yacht right there”, as he raises an arm and points over the turquoise blue water to a magnificent ship….

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Excerpt Chap. 41 continued….Airport Roulette

Streak tells the counter agent, “Two first class tickets please!”

Today Streak and Ryleigh are bored. They decide to play a game they invented one day a little while back. A game they call “airport roulette”.

It’s a scorching summer day, and they are bored silly. It’s the off-rugby season. They have no major bills, but not a whole heck of a lot of cash on them at the moment either.

Streak has a wealthy inheritance and Ryleigh doesn’t do too bad financially.

They run to the bank and pull out $500 each, and grab their credit card and purses.

They put on their cutest hat, and take off. They are wearing a cute pair of shorts that shows off their tanned legs, and adorable low-cut, ladies tee shirts. And only van sneakers.

They do not pack any bags. They are traveling very light. They always do. That’s the fun of the game.

The fun of the unknown.

That’s one of the rules of the game….

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Excerpt Chap. 41 continued….Shoulda Had a V8

Ryleigh and Streak decide to drive to #Vegas one day. They’ve already made some plans to meet some girlfriends and stay at their pad in Vegas, and make it a “Girl’s Weekend Out”. They plan to do a bit of partying, gambling and not much sleep, where the bars stay open until 5am.

They pull into town about 1am, and Streak is hungry. Ryleigh just wants to get to their girlfriend’s place, visit a little, and wind down after the long 5 hour drive. But she lets Streak talk her into hitting a Carrols, a local all-night diner.

It is the typical, small family restaurant, with a breakfast, lunch and roadhouse dinner menu. They walk in past the one-armed bandits in the brightly lit eatery and sit down at an open table.

Streak orders up a breakfast, but Ryleigh doesn’t want anything. When the waitress comes to them, Ryleigh asks for a V-8. She’s looking forward to a nice, refreshing glass.

The plump waitress tells her, “We don’t have V-8. Would you like a tomato juice instead?”

“Sure, that will be fine. A tall one.” ….

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Excerpt Chap. 41 continued…The Condo

Streak and Ryleigh always were impressed that they lived in a beautiful beach city, where others come just to vacation. They would bike down the boardwalk, and see these lovely condos for rent, and Zonies or Canucks always in them, BBQing in their courtyards.

They pause and look at each other, “Heyyy, I want to do that!”.

“Me too!”.

So they do. One week at the end of summer, they rent a magnificent two bedroom condo with a sunken living room and huge glass windows, on the ocean boardwalk, right up front, with a large courtyard.

They go to work, but be sure to leave early every day…plus take a couple days off, as well…so they can sunbathe, bike and skate up and down the boardwalk every day and night, and pretend they are billionaires.

The night spots are within stumbling distance. They go out to the local beach bars, and flirt and pick up on men, and always completely have the pick of the man dunkin’ donut box.

They are so beautiful and sure of themselves, they always have men falling all over them. The older they get, the classier and prettier they become. It’s that continued feeling of power.

They enjoy bringing dates back to the rooftop j’cuzzi, and then playing a game of kissing each other in front of the men, just to turn them on as the men watch.

The males always, always watch in complete silence, never saying a word. Like they have been shot with Agent-15 drug, and can’t move a muscle; only their eyes.

The girls know they have their complete and undivided attention. Streak is really a great kisser and so is Ryleigh. Soft lips, and lots of fun French kissing each other, playing with each other’s tongues….

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Excerpt Chap. 41 continued…The Fireman & His Hose

Back to frolicking and troublemaking. It’s the year of the Bobbitt lopping, Waco Texas whackos are running amok, Rodney King is getting whacked and #Aerosmith is living on the edge. And Ryleigh and Streak are getting older.

One weekend afternoon after being at the beach, Ryleigh is at the Beachcomber and the local 70+ year old retired fireman is there. She’s watching everyone bop to “Love Shack” and enjoying the scenery.

They have known each other for decades now, and are gossiping how friends come and go, and how some change and how you are completely surprised to find out that some people are not what you think. They start talking about one of her so-called past girlfriends and her Ex.

They start talking about one in particular who was a huge flirt, but user of men. Used them, abused them, and threw them out after she was done bleeding them for whatever they were useful for at the time, whether it be carpentry, fixing her car, plumbing, or paying her bills. And that’s the short list! ….

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Excerpt Chap. 41 – BAD GIRL SEXCAPADES

“Hey I heard you came out of the closet”, Streak catches up with Ryleigh later and asks. Streak has her arm around Ryleigh’s shoulder, nuk-nukking her on the top of her head.

Ryleigh smiles and replies, “First you have to be in the closet, to come out of it”…never really answering her. “I was checking out my wardrobe in the boudoir, though.”

It’s never brought up again….

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Excerpt Chap. 40 – Why Women Love Women

They’re soft. They’re gentle.

Ryleigh and Streak always wondered why a woman is or realizes she’s gay…why a lesbian is a# lesbian. They really can’t understand it any more than why a man is #gay.

They understand that women are the softer species, and they think they can appreciate that easier, than the other way around. So they just blurted out and asked them!

Why would a man like a man, over a woman? But then I supposed I’m prejudiced. I never was born a man, so what would I know?

They are their sisters, though. They know that on occasion, they have gotten an inkling that the gay-persuasion has possibly flirted with them, but they always shrug it off, or just ignore it.

There’s a fine line with “Are they just being nice?”….or “Are they hitting on me?” The inexperienced think they know, but they don’t.

Streak and Ryleigh have chats with their gay teammates, when they are out at the bars after their games. Ryleigh wants to see if she can possibly comprehend it all. She notices some girls are so pretty and could have any guy, but they like only girls. They are not even really bi-sexual.

Her assessment is simple, from her own personal experiences. That’s all she has to compare….

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