Excerpt from Chapter 13 – “Auckland #Fiji, After All”

Excerpt from Chapter 13: Auckland & #Fiji, After All

The #Surfers head to #Auckland to play the local Tamaki Wives social team and kick their butts 76 to Zero. No mercy.  A complete nuclear winter annihilation.  Total carnage.

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These girls grew up with the sport of #rugby, but they have no idea of what is about to hit them.

They approach it tough though, like #Christians going to the lions. They know the game from watching their husbands, but still lack that “teamwork” thing.  But ever since this Auckland-side heard the news of the Americans being in the country touring, they HAD to call them at the radio station to arrange a game.

They know they are only a wives’ social side themselves, but tell the U.S. girls, “We heard you on the radio and saw you on the Telly! We had to ask you to play us!  It will be just an honor to have played the best international women’s side”.

So the Surfers cannot stand them up.

When it is 50-to-nothing at half-time, the American team start to joke quietly at how easy this game is, but don’t want to hurt the opposing team’s feelings since they were giving it such a college try. They want to encourage them!  Not the opposite!

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Excerpt Chap. 39 – Bula Fiji!

Bula Fiji! Their experiment with kava would have gone well, if they had made it from good water. But they forget and make it from the tap water, and the flight home is definitely going to be Montezuma’s Revenge for some of them, no doubt.

The Fijian men have beautiful faces and smiles. Ryleigh’s bure butler is in love with her. He follows her around flirting so much, it kind of freaks her out. She’s not sure if she should be worried about him attacking her in the shadows when she’s walking back to her room at night.

Oh sure, she could have a romantic interlude with him, but she’s not into it. The stay is too short and she wonders what he could offer her? Spare toilet paper, shampoo and a dowry of coconuts?

The Fijian security guard is not much better. He provides the girls who want it, with $5 worth of some kick ass whacky-tobacky. $5 gets them a huge baggie’s worth! There’s no way they will finish it all in three days. And he is their local man with a badge.

Fiji is like Tahiti in scenic beauty, except much nicer because of the people. The Fijians are so much friendlier. It is beautiful tropical sultry-ness, with white sand beaches, and clear blue, green water….

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Excerpt Chap. 35 – Third Time Is Not Charming

The next season, the Surfers plan another trip to #NewZealand. They are still a top team and a force to be reckoned with. There are new players who have never been before, and some old who will love going again.

And Ryleigh is curious about how Gabe will act once they get there. God, she wishes she could go back in time. Streak is not going. She’s already off traipsing the Serengeti or Siberia or somewhere.

The ladies are treated to some of the best hospitality, and publicity on this rugby tour extravaganza. They go to #Auckland, #Rotorua, #Wellington, #Christchurch, #Sydney #Australia and #Fiji. Each city provides different escapades for all the girls.

They bring a couple of new male spectator fans with them this time, besides their team sponsor Fred.

Ryleigh’s neighbor Shane goes on this trip, posing as her brother in order for him to be able to get lucky when he wants to…with whom he wants to. They are nothing more than friends, and that’s it. And they feel it is going to be fun fooling her teammates that he is her brother.

Sometimes she has to room with Shane, and she feels it is just easier to say he is her brother so no assumptions are made. This leaves them both free to do as they please.

Ryleigh now has had a couple more years of being foot loose and fancy free. She’s mellowed out a little bit, and is not quite as wild and crazy as she used to be. She’s lived the life of sowing untamed oats and has been there, done that.

It’s been five years since she’s seen Gabe…..