Excerpt from Chap. 20 – New ZealandGate & Upper Slut-Lower Butt

She can’t believe it, as she watches her bus leave without her. She thinks, “Am I in a bad dream? This can’t be really happening? Someone musta slipped me some shrooms when I wasn’t looking. This can’t be for real.”

The following day they leave. The bus stops for the girls in town to get some stamps for their postcards. Ryleigh jumps off too. She doesn’t plan to take long. But the next thing she knows, she hears her bus leaving, and she is not on it!

She cannot believe her eyes. It goes by as if in slow motion. “I sit in the front seat, for crying out loud! How can they not notice me missing?! Are they already drinking? Is this another rat-fuck?”, her head goes into a launch-sequence. (10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…).

She yells out, “Oh shit, there goes my team! Now I’m really going to get in trouble with that damn #KangarooCourt thing! I might as well finance that fund!”

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Excerpt from Chap. 19 – #Ménage a Moi

“Wow, this touring thing! Is it always like this? No wonder everyone has so much fun traveling like a sports star”, Ryleigh marvels, looking out the coach panoramic window, as she sips her Double Brown #beer someone has handed her. This is what it feels like to be Bo Jackson.

She wishes she was born a boy, as she secretly knows she would have been a talented highly-paid U.S. sports star of some sort; that only men seem to attain.

With only one chromosome short of qualification, at least she would have fun at her paid job, while maybe making a few Million. That’s not a bad gig.

Instead of doing it as a hobby, as a female. Whoopie…

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Excerpt from Chap. 18 – Popcorntown North

“Ohhh, you beauty, this is magic!…this is brilliant!” as they drool over it, gobbling it up, licking the butter off their fingers. They cannot stuff it into their faces fast enough.

Amie and Ryleigh make some more fresh popcorn dripping of fresh butter tonight for their billet hosts and the Jones’ family purely salivate over it. They can’t get it in their mouths fast enough!

The only kind of popcorn they have in #NZ is the stale, pre-made kind in a bag. So one can imagine the difference. Ryleigh brought a lot, so they make a couple of batches.

Meanwhile, Streak is at her billets, wow-ing them with buttered grill-cheese sandwiches like she’s some kind of gourmet chef. They tell her, “This is ace! This is blinding!”.

It’s comical to the Americans. Where’s the #vegemite? Eeesh…

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Excerpt from Chapter 17 – “NZed the 2nd Time Around – Sowing Wild Oats”

“I will drink no #wine before it’s tiiime. And I do believe it’s a fine tiiiiime to drink some wiiine”, Booh sings out in her Texan southern drawl.  Her beautiful beaming smile broad.

It’s now the following year. After their illustrious premier trip the year before, every U.S. ladies team wants to go #DownUnder now.  A ladies team in Orange County went to #NZ after them.

All kinds of things have happened this year, and Ryleigh’s life has done a 90 degree right-turn. It may be 10 years too late, but she’s grown up almost overnight…

…Ryleigh is on a high. Literally.  From pain killers.  During the game, she played her best once again.  But she hates to wear a mouth-guard.  She feels they restrict her capacity to breath, not to mention how gorilla-fugly they make one look…

Ahhh #vanity.

Earlier in today’s #rugby game against Belmont Shore, at one point when converging on the ball against the opponent, Ryleigh and her own teammate got there at the same time…

…They were like two trains coming around a blind corner and colliding into each other, because someone forgot to switch the rails. It is that sudden.

Blood was everywhere; nerve endings severed. Injury time was called, a dressing applied by Doc, and Ryleigh’s mouth bandaged with tape all the way around her head to hold the bandage on.  No complaints.

And off she went, looking like a crazed mummy, back into the game, with a new fervor like none other.

She probably plays one of her best offensive games yet. #MVP of the Game.

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Excerpt from Chapter 16 – “Schroomers”

Amie Annimal and Deanne are originally from the greater #LosAngeles/OrangeCounty area, and so the #rugger-hugger ladies are totally into going to watch one of their local #SanDiego men’s clubs play in a very small #Tustin tournament, with only six teams.  Tustin is nestled among the inland, concrete freeways of Orange County.

This fave local men’s team has struck up quite a friendship with Streak, Amie and Deanne over the past couple years.  They are really good friends.

Ryleigh is not sure, but she figures they possibly have had all sorts of #trysts amongst them with the more fun members of this men’s team.  Maybe, maybe not.

Some are married.  Some have girlfriends.  It’s always been that way; the things she knows about most of these guys over the years would fry most people’s intelligence.  It doesn’t matter.  It is not her business to ask for the details.  Nor for her to judge.

Deanne has brought a stash of schrooms….and Streak is feeling frisky

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Excerpt from Chapter 15 – “Locking Lips with an All-Black”

…They have curled the paint off the crown molding.  They finished what they both came for, whether the other knew it or not.

Martin sweetly brings them both to the bed, when they are done peeling themselves off the ceiling.

They regroup and head back downstairs.

Little does Ryleigh know, but jealous Dexter has been watching her most of the night, ever since the game at the Stadium.  He can act this way, but she cannot in his mind…

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Excerpt from Chapter 10 – “International Dateline Streaks By”

Excerpt from Chapter 10 – “International Dateline Streaks By”:

They lose a day of their lives crossing the #InternationalDateline
that they’ll truly never, ever get back ever; so Streak intends to
make up for it. They’ve landed, and are at Baggage Claim. Streak grabs
Ryleigh and takes her aside.

“Hey, I’m going to spend the night and day with Nathan. This guy is so
sweet. We’ve had so much fun. I can’t let a good piece of ass like this get
away if I have the chance to have one more night with him. Wouldn’t you?”

Ryleigh does not know how to reply, having never been in this situation
before. She actually feels a bit of awe for Streak, even a bit impressed.
Ryleigh does not know what she would do. She cannot answer that
question yet.

Streak asks, “What’s the address and number of the hotel? He’ll bring
me there tomorrow.”

With her eyebrows arched, and a smile on her face, she gives Streak the pertinent details, and she adds, “Well, be sure to be here by 4pm, when we shove off, or we’ll have to leave without you and you’ll have to find us in the next city at your cost!”.

Streak answers, “Yeah, yeah, I know….if I’m not here on time, you’ll…”

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Excerpt Chap. 43 – Back in the USA

….She gets home to the warm nose greeting of gazillions of wet kisses from her loving, faithful dogs. “You guys are the bestest doggies ever! How’s my little punkin-pusses?” she says in baby-talk, as she kisses and hugs them back.

Their tails are wagging so hard, that their backsides are tailfishing Ryleigh, almost knocking her down, as they whimper and cry their hello’s.

She spends a day unpacking and catching up on her emails and appointments coming up. She hasn’t seen her longtime girlfriend, Streak, in months and months! Not since the last local, ladies rugby tourney Surfers Alumni party earlier this year!

Her old team, the Surfers are still in force today. But instead of having many teams locally to play, the league has dwindled a bit…..

….Streak is coming to town, and Ryleigh has invited her over for a visit. She’s excited! She can’t wait for the laughter she knows will come, and catching up. She hopes she can stay a couple of days. Streak is still a wild-child, even today.

She’s also still a brick-hoowse. When that song comes on by Commodores, the men in the room have told her that the song is describing her. She smiles and takes it as a compliment, as well she should. It applies to Streak too.

She also notes that she has the roofer coming tomorrow for a patch job. She completely forgot about that appointment that she made a month ago! “Ugh, I can’t cancel it again!”, she laments.

It’s a warm evening. Ryleigh pours a glass of wine, and softly turns on the entertainment sound system. She looks around the room of her conservative home, and sees that empty bottle of Marque Vue on the shelf, that she has since turned into a vase.

She smiles at it and releases a poignant sigh. Ah, the good times…it seems like it was not long ago. It’s funny how it’s all come full circle. I do miss the original fun though. I wish I knew then what I know now, though.

She reaches into her cupboard and pulls out her old picture albums for Streak, and there, staring at her with one eye, and a broken earring…is Mrs. Bottle.

She gently pulls her out and brushes her off. She fixes her hair, and sets her in the middle of the table, smiling. “You look like you’ve had a few too many, and a bad night! Stop snickering at me!”, Ryleigh laughs back at her….

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Excerpt Chap. 42 – Finding Bigfoot

….Ryleigh is finally ready to settle down; but she never experiences one-on-one bliss with any companion again. Her life gets back to comfortable; tired of the meat-market of different men.

She has learned that most men just wanted to use her and throw her away; so instead she threw them away. She’s done with the youthful sexperiments. It’s time to grow up and be monogamous again.

She is resigned to the fact that she’ll never be with her one true love, Gabe. She has come to realize that there are plenty of nice candidates to love, and who will love her back.

There just will never be that passion she once had, and constantly looks for. So she is resigned and content to settle. She must, to live on. Maybe in my next lifetime.

Plenty of good relationships don’t have passion. It’s not like she has given up. She just knows the odds. But she misses it. She can’t help it.

Eventually the Fab Four, and many others retire from playing women’s rugby. Some play up to 8-10 years. But Ryleigh outlasted most of them with 15 years of solid play, and then refereeing.

That’s quite an accomplishment for a prissy female, who wears mascara and lipstick. The sport is too hard on them, to last as long as some of their male counterparts….

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Excerpt Chap. 41 continued…Porko Vallarta Amigas

….Going to #CaboSanLucas is one of Ryleigh’s most coveted places to hit. In the 90s, it is still quaint and unblemished.

On a trip to Cabo, while sitting on the beach in front of a hotel restaurant, sipping a large birdbath two-for-one margarita that #TheOffice happy hour is so infamous for, basking in the warm sun…two gentlemen from the next table over, strike up a conversation with Streak and Ryleigh.

One is older in his late 50s at least, and he is bragging about his yacht out in the bay. The other gentleman is his Captain.

The Captain is more their age. Ryleigh has her target-lock radar on El Capitan. Streak is using all her wiles on the money — Richie Rich.

Streak uses her masterful skills to chat up the owner of the yacht, and they soon become hypnotized by her.

The owner wastes no time boasting about his boat, falling into her supple hands like unwary prey. Ryleigh chortles, watching the show.

“That’s my 80 foot yacht right there”, as he raises an arm and points over the turquoise blue water to a magnificent ship….

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