Excerpt from Chapter 12 – “Rottenrua”

Excerpt from Chapter 12 – “#Rottenrua”:

“That’ll be Three Dollar Fifty, please”, the clerk says.

They go into the store to buy some #Salt&Vinegar chips, some drinks and some chicken flavored chips too. The Americans love this new discovery, as they don’t have them in the U.S.

First of all, Ryleigh is flabbergasted at how cheap it totals to. She says, “Wow! That’s a lotta dough!”, joshing with her dry wit!  The clerk questions, “Dough?”.

Missing the girl’s question, Ryleigh asks her, “Is there any tax?”.

And the girl responds with another quizzical look, “Tax?”, like Ryleigh is speaking broken English.

Ryleigh has to repeat herself.

To which the girl responds again, “No, you get those at the hardware store”.

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Excerpt from Chapter 11 – “Wellington’s Honey of a Try”

Excerpt from Chapter 11 – “#Wellington’s Honey of a Try”:

They are greeted by their #Auckland travel agent Mick, but only to
welcome them and see them to their nice B&B hotel to rest up.
The stay in Auckland is purely a tourist visit.

Some of the gung-ho girls have an impromptu training practice in the car
park. It is true athletic addiction.

Curious on-lookers walking by literally stop and stare. “Are
those?…WOMEN… passing a rugby ball?”

The sun is peeking through the clouds, but it’s still moist out. Streak gets
back, to a sigh of relief by Ryleigh. She watches Streak jump out of the
compact convertible, “Gosh, she musta froze her tushie off!”, shaking
her head with wonder.

Streak hops out of the Triumph, grabs her bag, gives Nathan a quick peck goodbye, steps back, blowing a kiss with her palm pressed to her lips. She then proceeds to continue kissing different spots traveling up her own arm, for a laugh.

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Excerpt from Chapter 10 – “International Dateline Streaks By”

Excerpt from Chapter 10 – “International Dateline Streaks By”:

They lose a day of their lives crossing the #InternationalDateline
that they’ll truly never, ever get back ever; so Streak intends to
make up for it. They’ve landed, and are at Baggage Claim. Streak grabs
Ryleigh and takes her aside.

“Hey, I’m going to spend the night and day with Nathan. This guy is so
sweet. We’ve had so much fun. I can’t let a good piece of ass like this get
away if I have the chance to have one more night with him. Wouldn’t you?”

Ryleigh does not know how to reply, having never been in this situation
before. She actually feels a bit of awe for Streak, even a bit impressed.
Ryleigh does not know what she would do. She cannot answer that
question yet.

Streak asks, “What’s the address and number of the hotel? He’ll bring
me there tomorrow.”

With her eyebrows arched, and a smile on her face, she gives Streak the pertinent details, and she adds, “Well, be sure to be here by 4pm, when we shove off, or we’ll have to leave without you and you’ll have to find us in the next city at your cost!”.

Streak answers, “Yeah, yeah, I know….if I’m not here on time, you’ll…”

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Excerpt from Chapter 9 – “Mile High Clubbers”

Excerpt from Chapter 9 – “Mile High Clubbers”:

Streak is hanging out with Amie and tells her, “He’s a bit skinny,
don’t you think?” trying to get Amie uninterested.

Amie tells Streak, “Take a chill-pill. I’m not interested. He looks gay to
me anyway,” joking.

Streak wants to move in unobstructed. The girls seem to have an unspoken
understanding to not step on each other’s toes when a covert action
hook-up is in progress.

Distracted, Amie just nods. Amie Annimal is having too much fun
drinking and partying with the rest of the #Surfers, and flirting with a few
#Aussie rugby players stopping in #NewZealand on their way home.

Amie Annimal and Deanne have jumped up to the front with the flight attendants and are mimicking the “safety-check” instructions. They are both a bit high on schrooms.  The flight attendants don’t mind and go along with the silliness.

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Excerpt from Chapter 8 – “Plunder Down Under”

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Excerpt from Chapter 8 – “Plunder Down Under”:

A travel agent asks Ryleigh, “Would you like to go to #New Zealand?”

“Does Michael Jackson like to stop when he gets enough?!”, she answers.

She can’t believe this psychic coincidence. The #Japan trip could never
materialize, so the agent throws this fast ball out there, which truthfully,
kind of surprises her.

They invite any other players who want to…to come along. A couple
girls from back East, and some of the #SDSU girls join them. The #Surfers
will become bombed with fame and many will go briefly straight, from
the male attention. Ryleigh will start to wake up.

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Excerpt from Chapter 7 – “Frisked in Frisco”

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Excerpt from Chapter 7 – “Frisked in Frisco”:

Ryleigh walks out into the warm, sunlight…feeling great! She doesn’t
know how to explain it to herself. She feels strangely free. Buoyant! She
marvels, “The fresh air feels great, and it’s so pretty here.” Dexter is not
around commanding her, telling her what to do.

She bops past an attractive guy, and he chirps, “Hi! How are you?!”
Ryleigh smiles and says hello back, responding to his flirting, “Good!
How about you!”…not really giving him a chance to say anything further.
She shifts her athletic bag on her shoulder and canters on.

Two others, as they cross paths, turn and watch her tush as she walks
away, poking each other, “Whoa, she’s foxy”…he stares another
moment, and then whispers….“She’s so fine, she could make coffee
grind.”

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Excerpt from Chapter 6 – “Because I can, and I’m good at it”

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Excerpt from Chapter 6 – “Because I can, and I’m good at it”:

She hears them whisper, “Hmph! #DykesOnSpikes”, as she and
Streak walk by. Her head spins around slowly, like the clown-doll
in Poltergeist. This infuriates her.

Three years into the team, good and bad players come and go. Straight,
athletic chicks seem to evaporate more and more, as wussy husbands
and boyfriends coerce them into not playing anymore. Bellyaching at
them, “Oh Baby, you’re gonna get hurt!”  #Dial1-800-Waaaaaa.

Or they are jealous.

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