Excerpt Chap. 39 – Bula Fiji!

Bula Fiji! Their experiment with kava would have gone well, if they had made it from good water. But they forget and make it from the tap water, and the flight home is definitely going to be Montezuma’s Revenge for some of them, no doubt.

The Fijian men have beautiful faces and smiles. Ryleigh’s bure butler is in love with her. He follows her around flirting so much, it kind of freaks her out. She’s not sure if she should be worried about him attacking her in the shadows when she’s walking back to her room at night.

Oh sure, she could have a romantic interlude with him, but she’s not into it. The stay is too short and she wonders what he could offer her? Spare toilet paper, shampoo and a dowry of coconuts?

The Fijian security guard is not much better. He provides the girls who want it, with $5 worth of some kick ass whacky-tobacky. $5 gets them a huge baggie’s worth! There’s no way they will finish it all in three days. And he is their local man with a badge.

Fiji is like Tahiti in scenic beauty, except much nicer because of the people. The Fijians are so much friendlier. It is beautiful tropical sultry-ness, with white sand beaches, and clear blue, green water….

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Excerpt Chap. 38 – No Worries, Mate!

Arriving in #Sydney, #Australia, the girls make Ryleigh pay a BIG fine during the inflight Kanga Court crossing the #TasmanSea.

Mrs. Bottle tells her, “Ryleigh, beside your monetary fine, you have to jump on the baggage conveyor belt and take a couple spins before anyone notices, while we’re waiting for our sluggage.”

She does it, and goes all the way outside and back in again too. She holds her belt over her head like she’s a piece of luggage to blend in. They know she’d never get away with that in the States with the no-sense-of-humor agents there.

Rookies Shane and Betsy are also fined severely for leaving a man down, and not returning with her, no matter how wounded. You would think they would have learned by now, since it is the end of the trip!

The ladies are greeted by their billets, and Ross’s handsome smiling face is there to take care of them. Ryleigh’s brother Shane and she are staying with Ross.

Australia is to be pure relaxation. Or so they thought! The purpose of Oz is to see the sights and partying at #KingsCross until dawn…as there are no ladies rugby teams there at all yet. Yet, the country seems to be a little more modern than #NewZealand is.

They are craving good ol’ Mexican food. So Ross takes them to a pretty authentic Mexican restaurant, and a few of his teammates show up from the old Frisco days, including Andy….

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Newsclipping from Book

This was after the first win in #Wellington, #NewZealand under lights at night in the stadium.

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Excerpt Chap.37 – Oo-La-La South Island

Ryleigh exclaims, “Oh look! You can see the South Pole from here!” pointing in the direction of #Antarctica. The girls take the bait and look.

Next leg is rugbytown; #Christchurch, where rugby is their opium. Their nirvana. They also see the sites of the #Canterbury Factory, #Governor’sBay, #Mt.Cook, glacier flying in a puddle-jumper prop plane, with a lot of oohs and ahhs and gags into the airsickness bags.

The deep blue of the glacier crevices are surreal. These girls that take this glacier flight don’t mind living on the edge.

They are to go snow skiing in the Mt. Cook area, but get snowed in. It sucks.

It is a beautiful chalet hotel, but it’s pure torture to Ryleigh. Boring as hell.

She and Betsy can’t wait to get back to Christchurch. No men here. The gay members of the team like it, though.

And all are keen to prepare for what will be their toughest match yet, hosted by the #Linwood Rugby Club.

Christchurch is the largest city of the South Island. A beautiful, clean, garden city, with snow in the winter where the heart of Canterbury is, with many outdoor sports such as jet boating, bungee jumping, hiking and hunting.

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Book Photo – Sacred Jade

This was blessed by a #Maori Priest and presented to Ryleigh.

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There’s a polynesian island superstition that you can’t take rocks from the islands without being blessed, or it is bad luck….If you believe in stupidstitions.

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Jamie W’s Review!

“Wow!  Read the back part of the book first as suggested, like I did, starting at page 482!  It’ll blow your mind that the Author has the guts to say the things most everyone else thinks, but is afraid to say or they’ll get their hands slapped.  We have a nation of cowards today, but not this Author!  Thank you for speaking for us!  Thank you for being a U.S. patriot!  I wish I could write this honestly.  If everyone read this, it would change their opinions of some things that have been drilled into our heads for years that just are not true! The Author speaks for Middle U.S.America. Then start at the beginning of the book; it won’t matter.  It will still be a fun, educational read.  This is one time it is okay to read the back first.”  – Jamie W. – New York, NY

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Excerpt Chap. 36 – Whaka-bout & WTF Wellington

On to #Rotorua, stopping at Mt. #Maunganui Beach, and staying at the same hotel again as in the past with the steaming hot natural spa pools. Ryleigh is beginning to think that this is the only hotel in town, or what are the odds they would be there again?

The ladies see the usual sites, including #RainbowTroutSprings, #OkereFalls and the #Whakarewarewa walk-about (that both Ryleigh and Booh give a wink to each other) remembering the last time.

The Pirates present the Americans with a #hangi and a full-on #Maori dance show after the U.S. 45-4 rugby romp. The #Yanks expected a tough game, compared to the size of these women and the game the last time around, but it was a cake-walk in the good weather.

Both Betsy and Shane are speechless, and both of them have the opposite sex hitting on them all night long.

The #HarvardHighSchool rugby team from the States is also visiting, and they are all over Betsy, and she can’t say a friggin’ word. The girls are watching her and Shane like a hawk.

Yes, HIGH SCHOOL. At least they were Juniors and Seniors and were about 18; near enough for the ladies to do some schooling of their own. Future internet CEOs and Presidents were among the crowd. “I’m just sayin’ ”. And the team has the film to prove it.

Shane can’t talk, so he warms up the lips of the locals instead. No Fun At All (NFA2)…..

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Interview w/Author ‘back of book’ excerpt

“Today, the paid-off #Media trashes the #Conservatives to be “bible-thumpers”, #racists, #bigots, #gun-loving #war-mongers, #misogynist women-haters, #homophobes who hate #GoingGreen, #veterans, Social Security, Medicare, #teachers and #nurses!  What a load of crap!  Oh my god, who is gullible enough to believe this hogwash?!”

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Excerpt Chap. 35 – Third Time Is Not Charming

The next season, the Surfers plan another trip to #NewZealand. They are still a top team and a force to be reckoned with. There are new players who have never been before, and some old who will love going again.

And Ryleigh is curious about how Gabe will act once they get there. God, she wishes she could go back in time. Streak is not going. She’s already off traipsing the Serengeti or Siberia or somewhere.

The ladies are treated to some of the best hospitality, and publicity on this rugby tour extravaganza. They go to #Auckland, #Rotorua, #Wellington, #Christchurch, #Sydney #Australia and #Fiji. Each city provides different escapades for all the girls.

They bring a couple of new male spectator fans with them this time, besides their team sponsor Fred.

Ryleigh’s neighbor Shane goes on this trip, posing as her brother in order for him to be able to get lucky when he wants to…with whom he wants to. They are nothing more than friends, and that’s it. And they feel it is going to be fun fooling her teammates that he is her brother.

Sometimes she has to room with Shane, and she feels it is just easier to say he is her brother so no assumptions are made. This leaves them both free to do as they please.

Ryleigh now has had a couple more years of being foot loose and fancy free. She’s mellowed out a little bit, and is not quite as wild and crazy as she used to be. She’s lived the life of sowing untamed oats and has been there, done that.

It’s been five years since she’s seen Gabe…..