Bula Fiji! Their experiment with kava would have gone well, if they had made it from good water. But they forget and make it from the tap water, and the flight home is definitely going to be Montezuma’s Revenge for some of them, no doubt.
The Fijian men have beautiful faces and smiles. Ryleigh’s bure butler is in love with her. He follows her around flirting so much, it kind of freaks her out. She’s not sure if she should be worried about him attacking her in the shadows when she’s walking back to her room at night.
Oh sure, she could have a romantic interlude with him, but she’s not into it. The stay is too short and she wonders what he could offer her? Spare toilet paper, shampoo and a dowry of coconuts?
The Fijian security guard is not much better. He provides the girls who want it, with $5 worth of some kick ass whacky-tobacky. $5 gets them a huge baggie’s worth! There’s no way they will finish it all in three days. And he is their local man with a badge.
Fiji is like Tahiti in scenic beauty, except much nicer because of the people. The Fijians are so much friendlier. It is beautiful tropical sultry-ness, with white sand beaches, and clear blue, green water….
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