Excerpt from Chap. 32 – Oh My God! Gag Me With a Castle!

As a part of the tour, they go through the #ScottishHighlands
which are quite beautiful. The heather is all the colors of
orange, pink, rust, lavender, blues, yellow and more!

The #Americans cannot get over just how beautiful the hills and moors
are. They stop in a few more pubs, check out a few more new town ales,
and stop in a very cold freeze-your-tits-off town in northern #Scotland
called #Stirling.

This is only October. Ryleigh shivers, “Brrrrrr! We’re not in Wichita anymore.”
They are on the road again, and the bus suddenly backfires loudly. Most
the girls scream from being startled.

Streak exclaims, “Shit, I thought we left #Belfast!?” …

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Excerpt from Chap. 31 – Fried Eggs & Pressed Hams

While they are traveling from #Dublin to #Belfast, Muz seems to
be a little more tense, a little more on edge.

There is still a bit of political unrest in Northern #Ireland with the IRA,
and Muz is just hoping to get through that part of the country without
mishap.

He’s glad they are “just passing through” on their way to #Scotland and
catching that #Stranraer, Scotland ferry back across the #IrishSea this time.
This boat ride won’t be so hard on the girls, as it is shorter.

He warns the girls that they must be careful when they go from Ireland
to Northern Ireland, which is considered a different country (some girls
really don’t understand the geography!), and not to pull anything too
crazy.

“Oh blast. Don’t bodge this up and get too potty!”. In other words, he’s
asking the ladies to tone it down a bit, when they must. Upon hearing
his ho-hum explicative, they don’t take him seriously though…

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Pic – Kangaroo Court

Mrs. Bottle holding #KangarooCourt on the bus enroute between cities.

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Excerpt from Chap. 30 – The Pluck of the Irish

The bus has to take a ferry over to bonnie green #Ireland. Off they
head to #Fishguard, Wales where they ferry over to #Rosslare, Ireland.
Not long after they leave Darcy, they hear the all-too-familiar yip-yip
sound of a siren behind them.

Ryleigh and Streak look at each other with terror, wondering if the
“dumping” incident was witnessed! But the police stop the bus to have
Muz change a bad tire.

Streak relaxes and says, “Whew! I think I just shit a brick.” Ryleigh, “Me
too.”

The rocky 6-hour rollercoaster ride across the #CelticSea takes a toll on
some of the girls. Ryleigh wonders where some of the girls are and
cruises around the boat to find them.

She laughs to find them all in various spots doing the heave-ho technicolor
yawn over the side; taking pictures and notes that this is going to
earn them all fines in Kangaroo Court.

“Payback’s a bitch”, she laughs under her breath again…

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A New Book Review Today 8/22/16

Here’s a great review from Mark K. today:

Loved this funny book.  Since I know the author, I recognized some of the characters, but still don’t know which one is the author. I am assuming the author is a composite of many characters, but it was a great story about a young naïve girl blossoming into womanhood.  Shows that the boys aren’t the only ones that can have fun and women can be the aggressors.  Nice that a woman realizes that she has more power than she thought or was taught. Good glimpse into the world of women’s sports and a #1 USA team! Especially good ending.  Also the ‘Pearls of Common Sense’ at the end are great.”

(Mark knows the author in a different capacity; but knows nothing about the author’s life, story, or team history.  It was good to get a ‘generic’ review from someone on the outside, looking in.  Send us your REVIEW and we’ll post it too.)

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Mrs. Bottle’s New Doo

Mrs. Bottle on the ferry ride between #Ireland and #Scotland, reffing the “Uno” game with her new doo.

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Excerpt from Chap. 29 – Wale of a Good Time

“Be sure to apply early, so that you get your passports back in
time, before the trip”, she tells the team.

As President of the club and now a seasoned international traveler and
planner, Ryleigh preps and fills the girls in on what to prep for…for the
upcoming #UnitedKingdom trip.

And she asks the girls to make sure they have their passports for the trip,
never thinking about her own. She was not worried about herself; she
knew she had her own passport already. But time does scoot along.
When they get on the #LAX #BritishAirways jet heading to #London, Ryleigh
relaxes a bit. The girls are in the party mode. “Roadtrip!” Booh yells,
toasting her beer in the air.

The others hoot, “Wooo-hoo! Roadtrip!” in unison, raising their drinks.
The other passengers look at each other, a bit comically apprehensive.
Uh-oh.

About two hours into the flight, Ryleigh looks down, flipping through her
passport and notices that it expired about one month prior! A wave of heat
flashes over her, as her face turns red. Her pulse races. She panics!…

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Pic – Winning Try in the Rain

Winning pass from #OutsideCenter Marianne to #Winger Moley in #UCSB #Rugby Tournament finals, in the rain (#Fullback typo on this pic description).01_santabarbWetTEXT

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Excerpt from Chap. 28 – Rane, You Ignorant Slut

During the preparation for the upcoming #UK trip next year, they are making contacts and friends with the head honcho in #Wales, who is also helping their travel agent coordinate their itinerary while they will tour through the #UnitedKingdom.

To her surprise, Ryleigh is contacted by one of the girls on the #Welsh team that will be hosting them and whom they will be playing against. Her name is Rane.

Rane tells Ryleigh that she will be coming out to lovely #SanDiego this summer and bringing a couple friends, and she asks if she can stay with Ryleigh.

Always wanting to return the hospitality, Ryleigh says, “Sure!  I have the room.  I’d love to have you.”

It’s a bit unorthodox for most to “return hospitality” in advance, but Ryleigh’s good heart never hesitates…

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