Pic – Inside Peek at Santa Barbara Tourney

An inside peek of ‘Ryleigh’ at the #SantaBarbaraRugbyTournament that the #SanDiego Surfers took #FirstPlace (one of many). Stretching out before final championship game. Got those puppies smooshed in with duct tape. Notice the bunny tail. This pic is not in the book. Only you get it here.

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Excerpt from Chap. 24 – I Am Bitch, Hear Me Whore

Ryleigh’s now on a path to sport-fuck every guy she wants to, hurt as many men as possible, and let no one touch her that she doesn’t want to. Her objective is to tease and torment every male she can, and leave them hanging.

She pals up with the Fabulous Four on most occasions. She’s having a great time being wild when she wants to, or kick back and be tame when she doesn’t. She’s using her natural #beauty to her advantage, and #sexualAttraction to get whatever she wants in every man she meets or has occasion to work with. She goes on a three year bender.

They pay for her drinks or food, and she dumps them when she damn well feels like it. They are different names every time.

The #London Metro Police are in town again. She goes to watch their games, but most of the team is not the same anymore. Some of her old acquaintances are not on this tour. She does meet several cute, rugger studs…and enjoys the after-party letting them all fight over her…

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Pic – Letters from New Zealand Government

Letters welcoming us to #NewZealand from the #Auckland Rugby Union and the #NewZealandRugbyUnion.  They treated the #SanDiegoSurfers like celebrities, because to them they were/are.

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Picture – Letter from CA Governor & POTUS

Back when #California was not in major debt yet from this “Moonbeam” Governor guy who first put the state in $8B in debt. (Can you believe the foolish Californians voted this guy back in again 30 years later?!)

A letter to the team regarding the team’s international travels to #NewZealand.  And a really weak-arsed letter from the first worst President of USA ever.

The only thing great about the #80s was the music and this women’s rugby team kicking international sports ass worldwide for the #USA.  And hardly anyone in the USA even knew, thanks to our #Media.

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‘Back of Book’ interview – Page 482

With all of today’s negativity going on, you would think the Author is a soothsayer, considering the interview with the Author was written months and months ago. Not once does Author say to vote for anyone, but predicts everything that is happening today that the liar #lamestreamMedia said “would never happen”.  And she TELLS YOU WHY it is happening!

If everyone were to read her book, starting at page 482, they’d have all the answers to what has been going on and why. She talks to you like she’s sitting across the table from you, so you will easily understand.  And if everyone all had the smarts enough to understand it, there would be forever #peace in the world. But that’s never going to happen, is it?  Not enough smarts in the world. Period.  She tackles subjects that everyone else is AFRAID to, and lays it all out in common sense. Yes, topics like the #N-word, #racism, and #LGBT’s, and more. Btw, what’s now with the “Q” lately added to ‘LGBT’? Isn’t that a bit redundant with the letters already there? duhhh. What is the IQ of the person who added THAT one?!

This book is an anomaly.  Read it in reverse – start at pg. 482 and read the last 80 pages before you delve into the first part of the book and story.  You won’t be disappointed. And she really doesn’t even care if you don’t read the main part of the book because of your A.D.D.  One day you will though, and you’ll say “damn, why didn’t I read this sooner?”.  Just read the last 80 pages before the election, and be blown away.

And we’ll leave you with this — #HilLIARy and #Obarky stopped investigation on #Orlando mosque! There’s a reason #Demonrat Party has the symbol of the jackass.

Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.”

And a quote from the book:

#Liberal Leaders can repeatedly commit fraud, improprieties, illegal procedures and processes, political manipulation, catastrophe hoax manipulation, obstruct justice, break our laws and are immune to punishment; but YOU can’t.  And our Media will paint them as heroes instead of reporting the truths.

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Excerpt from Chap. 23 – Secuestro de ALRC Hombres Son Puercos Man-Club

She’s got to forget. She’s got a little revenge in her too. She is now pretty good at putting up a plexiglas wall of armor for protecting her emotions also. It is like a junkie on morphine; it can become dangerous.

She becomes a junkie, and her drug to help her take the pain away and help her forget…is other men. Always looking for someone who was like Gabe.

She’s participating in #rugby games and tournaments with her team. She’s doing some domestic traveling. She’s having a great time forgetting with her friends Streak, Amie Annimal and Down Under Deanne (DUD) when the visiting #Australian, #English and #Kiwi men’s teams come to town to play her San Diego home team men’s clubs.

She had been living vicariously through her friends, maybe now she can see what that is like. It may prove more drama than a soap opera at times, but she needs to find out.

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Is Rugby More Dangerous or Just a Group Hug?

#Rugby tends to be a sport that almost represents a ‘group hug’ most of the time. Albeit a ferocious group hug at times. Play tends to be slower and there’s no blocking for blindsiding. Because rugby is played without helmets and heavy padding, the clueless who don’t play the sport or know the rules assume it has to be more dangerous without “protection”.  When an athlete wears no added protection, they tend to care for their own bodies more by not using them as weapons or missiles. And when the play is faster, tackles tend to be clean, and safer. Heads are not used as a battering ram, like #AmericanFootball. Since blocking is not allowed, and only the person with the ball can be tackled, a smart player can learn to never be tackled hard, by setting up the play and passing the ball at the perfect moment. No blocking/blindsiding also should mean no cheap-shots. Especially the women #ruggers. Yes, on occasion a freak accident can happen, but it happens less often in rugby. Look at the statistics. This picture here is the #SDSurfers in the ’80s vs Belmont Shore Ladies.  Kris, Cathy, Glo, Sharon, Sue, Karen can be identified. #BelmontShoreRugby #SanDiegoSurfers

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Excerpt from Chap. 22 – Single Life Capers

“Can I keep this post office box private? Ryleigh naively asks the counter government worker who looks like he needs some smelling salts to wake him up.

The overpaid and bored clerk looks at her like she’s a dumb bimbo. He glances back down, saying sarcastically, “No, everyone shares the same box”, then he looks up through the top of his glasses and condescendingly adds, “You pay here once a year…(pause). I’m intrigued. You have my attention. Why do you ask if it’s private? Of course your box is private.”

Now he snickers at his own joke, as he looks her up and down.

Now a bit embarrassed because she thinks he thinks she’s up to no good, and she realizes he’s a dirty old man. Ignoring him, “You won’t bill me at home, will you?”, she continues.

“No! The charge goes into your box!”. He suddenly wakens up, snickering again at his latest double-entrendre.

She turns and leaves, pissed off…

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Surfers SD Stadium Chargers Picture

The start of our #SanDiegoChargers halftime game scoreboard.  The Chargers stopped asking us to do #rugby exhibition games, because they lost so much concession stands revenue at halftime, because no one left their seats. They were fascinated by watching the unknown game of rugby.  “What is this bizarre display of athletic beauty?”  (This is one of many illustrations in the book.)

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Excerpt from Chap. 21 – Aloha-oi Cougarville

Like Annimal’s bra size, Ryleigh is sitting in 40D. She whispers under her breath, “Oh my God. Where do we start? Are we there yet?”, looking back at the trip on the flight home to the U.S. They don’t want to get off this E-Ticket ride.

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The hop to #Hawaii breaks up the long flight home for the ladies. They step out of rainy winter #NewZealand weather to thick warm, tropical air with the scent of plumeria in it.

As the pretty Polynesian girl warmly puts a lei around each girl’s head, Ryleigh draws in the aromatic scent of the unique flower, and knows that each time she will ever smell this again, it will always take her back to these islands.

Three days in #Oahu that seems to stretch out to a week because they know how to jam-pack and take advantage of every party-minute!

And Ryleigh’s just along for the ride. The State girls will continue to blow her mind…

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